And Sherlock isn't helping in any way. John is trying to breathe, but Sherlock doesn't help one bit. What he'll be missing, is it? All of this, obviously, this Sherlock throwing him into laughing fits and try to keep him in it for however long he can.

It's really not fair because John's stomach is hurting.

"Shut it."

Really, shut it. He won't survive this day if Sherlock doesn't stop talking.